Secret Santa

That time of year has come and passed again. The time when most of the world is captivated by the fashion of Christmas. I'm not talking about Paris, Milan or even jolly red suits. A secret better than Santa Clause- Victoria's Secret.

For some, Christmas starts when Thanksgiving ends. For others, Christmas starts on November 1st. Even more think Christmas time starts simply when the weather gets really freaking cold. However, for people really in tune with the season, Christmas starts with Angels....walking down a runway. There is no better celebration and no gift i would rather unwrap- though i have yet to have the chance to unwrap any of those delightfully bundled gifts myself. I'm still waiting for Santa to hook that one up.

Chandelier not included.

Australian model Miranda Kerr wore this years "Fantasy Treasure Bra", a diamond laced lingerie valued at 2.5 million dollars. While that may seem expensive, it barely touches the extravagance of prior years. The most expensive pairing was the Red Hot Fantasy Bra and Panties worn by Gisele. Don't think I mentioned that to show you another picture of a hot model. That bra set a Guinness World Record. That information comes in handy since your girlfriend wants the set for Christmas, but you can buy here these instead.

Another Hot Model

There are many groups and organizations who feel this fashion show is little more than a soft-core porn infomercial, but i ask them where their Christmas Spirit is? Is our country full of Scrooges? How can you have Christmas without Angels? Did you forget it was a (probably) scantily clad Angel that came to Mary to tell her she was giving birth to the Messiah and that her bra wasn't lifting and supporting the way it should? Angels are the heralds of the season and these Angels truly made Christmas come early.

Little Mister Muppet

Driven by the writing and acting talents of Jason Segel (Freaks & Geeks, Forgetting Sarah Marshall) the Muppets are back on the big screen. The newest epic adventure will feature your favorite cast of Muppets, Amy Adams, and the newest Muppet star Walter. There is only one problem, they aren't famous anymore.

In fact they aren't even together. The closest thing you will find is Fozzy Bear's tribute band, The Moopets. The movie picks up when Walter, Gary and Mary discover big business is going to drill under the Muppet Theater for oil.

I can't help but laugh at the metaphor as Disney, one of the most corrupt and ruthless companies in existence, is drilling into the past fame of the Muppets looking for black gold...I digress.

Determined not to let it happen, the gang sets out to bring the Muppets back to stardom. This task proves to be more difficult than expected. Kermit is a miser living in his Hollywood Mansion. Animal is checked into a celebrity anger management center. Miss Piggy rules the fashion world in Paris and Gonzo is a plumber.

The movie will also have a bunch of cameos from your favorite stars like Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, Ken Jeong, Zach Galifianakis, Whoopi Goldberg, Lady Gaga, George Clooney, Bill Crystal, Mila Kunis, Ben Stiller and Katy Perry just to name a few. With all those celebrities and the Muppets it is sure to be a star-studded good time.

James's Flapjack

James Slade Davis Jr., 24, was found dead from a ruptured stomach on October 10, 2011.   Davis’ death occurred  at Denny’s off Lincoln Ave in Santa Monica, Cal. around 4:30 a.m..  A dedicated student who spent the majority of his time pursuing multiple undergraduate degrees, James was also a self-proclaimed pancake fanatic.

He is survived by his illegitimate son John “Whoopsie”, his sister Michelle, his father Jim and his mother Laurie.

Cause it isn't just cliche-
It's against the law.

Visitation will be held on Wednesday October 19 at 6 p.m. at the Santa Monica Cremation Creation Station. No official funeral will be held per the wishes of the deceased. Family and friends are asked to gather at Malibu Pier at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday, October 23 for a sprinkling of the ashes.